He told us he felt like such an ass
He shouldn’t have tried the laughing gas
After just three whiffs of nitrous oxide
He was giggling fit to split his side
He shouldn’t have tried the laughing gas
After just three whiffs of nitrous oxide
He was giggling fit to split his side
Doin' whippets, was he?
ReplyDeleteSplit his sides? I hope the dentist had something other than a drill to remedy the situation!
ReplyDeleteSandi
Guess he shouldn't oughtta
ReplyDeleteBe a huffin' on the bottle!
He wasn't dancing naked in a field and listening to an extremely extended version of "Fire on the Mountain" was he?
ReplyDeleteI mean, before he split his side.
He doesn't need to be top of the class
ReplyDeleteTo know the effects of laughing gas.
He needs to know he mustn't dabble
Or else he'll have to giggle and babble
Laughter is healing so they say
But to sniff from a bottle? No way!
That's why Mr. Johnson shot out the door
ReplyDeleteHollering, "My tooth don't hurt no more!"
A giggling dentist with a drill in his hand,
Was more than that poor man could stand.
Split my sides reading this, and the other posts.
ReplyDelete"Oh why don't you try Entinox?"
ReplyDeleteSaid a clever clogs fellow called Cox.
"That's laughing gas and O2
Just Nitrous Oxide to you
It clearly states all that on it's box!"
Love these David!
Oh, this is too much!!!! A battle of the bards...and who shall win? We who find pure verse and worse..We stop and read here...WE are the winners! Stand up and cheer!!!! [Now, I've lost (my poem is anything but sublime)...if not the competition; then, my mind... LOL!]~Janine
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