D’you remember the day when Gordon McGregor
Stole a false limb and became a three-legger?
He entered (and won) the three-legged race
But the judges declared him a cheat in disgrace
Stole a false limb and became a three-legger?
He entered (and won) the three-legged race
But the judges declared him a cheat in disgrace
LOL
ReplyDeleteWhen Gordon McGregor copped a prosthetic
He clearly showed a huge lack of ethic
His victim smiled, he'd lost no face
For robbers and cheats end up in last place
LOL, I can totally picture that!
ReplyDeletesmiles. have a great weekend.
ReplyDeleteLMAO! :)
ReplyDelete*I'm Jeg the Peg......
ReplyDeleteDiddlediddle......
With my extra leg
Diddlediddle....*
Rolph Harris was the man
Who ran a race and faced a ban.
It really wasn't fair you see
For others, who didn't have the three.
Silly McGregor, what was he thinking?
ReplyDeleteTo steal a false limb is just stinking?
Two people together, we know the rule.
Go it alone and you're acting the fool.
Oh my...how can I ever hope to compete with such wit? This was your best yet!
ReplyDeleteSandi
I be he was caught
ReplyDeletewhile running fraught
with fear he be tripped up
snagged on the laces on his way to the races?
giggle
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