The three day growth! Suits some, but not him. But he spent all his time down at the gym. There was never time to shave in the week So a once weekly beard sprang on each cheek!
He was so busy having a laugh and a rave He completely forgot his daily shave He lost his usual spitely bubble and his chin was covered in an unsightly stubble So much he lost his clean and healthy look And he for a tramp everyone there mistook.
I'm into Stanley Holloway monologues at the moment! ~ Eddie
Monday mornin’ through the sun’s rays Things started slippin’ a little sideways. Tuesday mornin’ he woke up with a scare And wrestled all day with a darned old bear!
He must be on the "I shave once a week whether I need it or not" schedule...LOL...too funny! As always, my smile for the day! ~Janine
ReplyDeleteHarry isn't always hairy.
ReplyDeleteHey, I thought that scruffy look was "in".
ReplyDeleteOy!
ReplyDeleteNot a verse to live by...
Is his name Whisk E. Rebellion? I know, the mind reels...
ReplyDeleteDisheveled by Thursday,
ReplyDeleteDisreputable by Friday,
The frying pan threats came Saturday night
Come Sunday the effort for once again right
The three day growth! Suits some, but not him.
ReplyDeleteBut he spent all his time down at the gym.
There was never time to shave in the week
So a once weekly beard sprang on each cheek!
These days so do I. The tweezers are my friend. Aging is such a joy.
ReplyDeleteoh man, what happened monday???
ReplyDeleteHe was so busy having a laugh and a rave
ReplyDeleteHe completely forgot his daily shave
He lost his usual spitely bubble
and his chin was covered in an unsightly stubble
So much he lost his clean and healthy look
And he for a tramp everyone there mistook.
I'm into Stanley Holloway monologues at the moment! ~ Eddie
Monday mornin’ through the sun’s rays
ReplyDeleteThings started slippin’ a little sideways.
Tuesday mornin’ he woke up with a scare
And wrestled all day with a darned old bear!