Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

When the lady of the manor
Picked up a rusty spanner
The butler began to panic
And made her diet organic

7 comments:

  1. It was the lady, with the spanner, in the library...what we're not playing CLUE?

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  2. Good butlers are hard to find ~

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  3. That was a tumultuous situation.

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  4. Must have been the hormones injected into the meat alright!

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  5. Her mum was Lady Chatterly
    Who's daughter liked the Butler latterly
    The game keeper was non too pleased
    When out of favour he now was eased
    So he picked up that rusty spanner
    And made mischief in ungentlemanly manner.
    The butler soon was terrified
    When his nuts were undone and mortified.

    . . . can't finish it . . . I am called by "She who must be obeyed!"
    Love this stuff ~ Eddie

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  6. organic diet with what. 'forget what you want to do' pills??? very funny!

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