Saturday, June 20, 2009

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

An Olympic medal in swimming?
I think your chance is dimming
But if you turn to diving
I see your prospects thriving

5 comments:

  1. My chances are not good!
    I would swim if I could!
    But diving is a feat
    That I simply couldn't meet!

    (Are there any other non swimmers around?)

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  2. Just found your blog and love it...especial your "best add worse" post.

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  3. But you've got to do more
    Than the dead man's float
    Looking like an alligator
    In an old-fashioned moat.

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  4. Anonymous12:40 AM

    I'm damn good at jiving
    But don't care for diving
    Since making a bellyflop
    Made my jelly belly drop

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