If you were the Naked Cowboy of New York Would you rather be flown by a stork? Go where you will, of course But know that if you take a horse You'll know the awful rattle Of the unforgiving saddle!
Think I would drown if I cycled off the island....... or would it be permitted to get a ship before the cycling started? Anyways.... a sore bum at my age don't sound appealing! Think I won't rise to the challenge. Ta very much!
But you'd need a pair of peppy knees to get your arse up the
ReplyDeleteAlpe d'Huez.
Peace - Rene
If I was starting in Melbourne I would be more than sore going to either place!
ReplyDeleteIf you were the Naked Cowboy of New York
ReplyDeleteWould you rather be flown by a stork?
Go where you will, of course
But know that if you take a horse
You'll know the awful rattle
Of the unforgiving saddle!
Now how did you know a lot of folk say Ar-can-sar? That is the question!
ReplyDeleteSandi
Well! I could so make a TOTALLY inappropriate comment to do with saddle-sore and Arkansas, but I WILL be a lady!! Thanks for a damn good giggle tho!
ReplyDeletepain yer / Pensylvannia...
ReplyDeleteOnly for an Aussie would that rhyme....
Think I would drown if I cycled off the island....... or would it be permitted to get a ship before the cycling started?
ReplyDeleteAnyways.... a sore bum at my age don't sound appealing! Think I won't rise to the challenge. Ta very much!
you need to get a car!
ReplyDeleteI know it would me as PA is just 10 minutes away.
ReplyDeleteyou could get you a nice pair of those padded tush shorts bikers wear. always leads to awkward stares when you stop for a drink though....
ReplyDelete'Tween me and either the terrain
ReplyDeletewould would generate sufficient pain
in knees and back and bum and brain
to make me want to take a plane.