I went to college with a bloke called Peter
Who drank cans of Coke by the megalitre
But now he works as a chemist in Haiti
And he says all he drinks is Earl Grey tea
Who drank cans of Coke by the megalitre
But now he works as a chemist in Haiti
And he says all he drinks is Earl Grey tea
because if coke can eat nails,
ReplyDeleteimagine what it does to entrails.
Suffer if I must-er
ReplyDeletebecause you write with lust-er!
I could be fine
if you'd just not drop a line.
My rhyme is not finished
for I fear ears would blemish.
Ta ta for now
for I must eat some chow!
That Peter wised up and started drinking tea. Coke is so bad for him.
ReplyDeleteI really like this one.
ReplyDeleteMy two favorite drinks? Diet Coke and tea. My favorite hot tea? Earl Grey.
No, my name is not Peter. :)
I would not belive him if I where you
ReplyDeletejust finished my Green Earl Grey Tea with breakfast (eggs and bacon) but had to read your interview with the beautiful Kirti as the Sunday Roast.
ReplyDeleteGoing deeper into her blog I nominate an old post by her as Post of my Day
Me too me too ...
ReplyDeleteEarly Grey for Sarah Lulu.
Who would want to drink up coke?
ReplyDeleteThis is bad for any bloke.
Peter's better off with tea.
Maybe he'd like to sup with me?
Tea is great but it won't clean brass.
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He gave up coke 'cause it made him burp
ReplyDeleteAnd he felt like a fool - a prize guy twerp
Each time he downed a can
and to catch a bus he ran
He felt the gases building
And discomfort soon began
He apologised profusely when he let off steam
Out of every orifice hot gass did stream
He said he'd try some Pepsie but had the same thing happen
And was very worried in case of a misphappen
So he decided on tea which was greatly safer
And chose Earl Grey with a nice ice cream wafer.
I went to college with a girl called Jennifer
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But now she works as a bartender
And says she has become a teatotaler..!
Have a laugh at my attempt. C'mon!
PS: Moannie, pls excuse my stupidity but I didn't get what the verification word signified. Pls tell me.
I once knew a bloke
ReplyDeleteWho drank tons of coke
He switched to beer
With glee and cheer, and
Slept through his Earl Grey tea.
Ahh Earl Grey!!! Memories Memories of Good Old Blighty!!
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