Friday, August 07, 2009

Holy Smoke

As God Is My Witness

Pope Benedict XVI could storm to the top of the charts after signing a record deal with Universal. A CD will be released of the pontiff singing litanies and reciting biblical passages and prayers, on the Geffen label, whose previous acts have included John Lennon, Nirvana and Snoop Dogg.

FOOTNOTE: Papa Ratzy.

11 comments:

  1. Ha!

    The church are always coming up with new ways to recruit. Could be a good move!

    Wonder what Kurt Colbain would have thought??

    RMxx

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  2. lol. does he do any cover tunes of the other guys?

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  3. David - You are the "King of Creative Titles"! Great post!

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  4. I saw this on the news. Apparently they think it will bring more people into the fold.

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  5. He might end up a holy rock 'n roller

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  6. first live radio, now a cd. times are surely changing...

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  7. He's probably got some guaranteed sales.

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  8. Pope Dogg?

    Aren't they all dead? Not a good sign, I'm thinking.

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  9. What's the harm! Live and let live! Right, everyone?

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  10. Will He tour and who will be his back up singers?

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