Saturday, August 29, 2009

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

In geometry lectures he was so complacent
He got confused with parallel and adjacent
In algebra he floundered at every equation
In first aid he couldn’t dress an abrasion

10 comments:

  1. I like it a lot, I feel completelly identified with the text, well, I am a nerd, what can I do?

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  2. At math camp
    He was a champ
    Everything equals
    Hopefully sequels.

    {Flowereflections}

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  3. Well, heavens be, perhaps he should just be a post hole digger, poor guy!

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  4. Anonymous3:45 PM

    Oh dear, he and I have much in common!
    Geometry and algebra bored me tears at least at science there were some cheers :)!

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  5. Anonymous4:32 PM

    Have you ever noticed that in the word 'parallel' the double 'l's' are...
    Hmmmm.....
    Good poem!

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  6. Sounds like he needs a tutor ...

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  7. I think you must be writing about me!
    Always bad at algebra and geometry!

    See it doesn't even fit into a poem properly!
    First Aid is better though for me :-)

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  8. worse -- just kidding sandy

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  9. Worse yet was his history,
    Where wars were a mystery
    And timelines ran circles around him-
    Best to send this scholar to the gym!

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  10. While geometry's a bore
    And algebra's a chore,
    First aid can't wait,
    or it'll be too late.

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