Thursday, September 17, 2009

Officer, Look At This Dead Fish

Maybe It Was A Red Herring

Darwin police officers say a Northern Territory man they caught drink-driving tried to give officers a dead fish. The duty superintendent said: "I'm told it was a saratoga, not a very good one either, only about 30 centimetres long apparently".

FOOTNOTE: Hook, line and blinker.

7 comments:

  1. That's a very fishy story, David! It's certainly not a a whale of a tale! :o) Jo

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  2. I guess the moral of the story is if you're gonna bribe an officer it better be a worthy fish.

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  3. maybe the officer was fishing for a bribe and you never know what you will catch. lol.

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  4. I don't have a clever comment, but I like the story :)

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  5. Ok....I'm laughing!

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  6. A DEAD fish? What, did he expect a live one, then?

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