Saturday, September 05, 2009

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

Can you fit an alligator
In a dusty lunar crater?
And can you move a crocodile
Inch by inch, across the Nile?

9 comments:

  1. This post has some bite to it mate!

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  2. The answer to these mysteries
    Is completely plain to see
    It depends upon how brave you are
    And if the beasts have had their tea.

    For if the're feeling hungry
    And you try to make them move
    They will not be too fiendly
    And get in agressive 'groove'

    For they will not just argue
    When you you tell them, "Come with me"
    They'll bite your arms and legs off
    And eat them for their tea!

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  3. Your rhyme about the alligator & the crocodile
    Really brought a chuckle & also made me smile!
    Then reading Eddie's poem made me want to hoot
    So anything that I write will be trampled on a boot!

    (These are time wasters, David!)

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  4. Your rhyme about the alligator & the crocodile
    Really brought a chuckle & also made me smile!
    Then reading Eddie's poem made me want to hoot
    So anything that I write will be trampled on a boot!

    (These are time wasters, David!)

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  5. It lookes as though your rhyme and my poem made Maggie May see double LOL

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  6. And if you did
    Would you--or they--smile?

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  7. Your Nile Croc can stand the heat
    Slowly moving feet by feet
    Moon Gator might be a tight fit
    To transmit along with a travel kit

    {GatorCroc}

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  8. this made me think of "Oh the places you will go..." by Seuss.

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