Tuesday, September 08, 2009

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

I once walked the plank
With a pirate called Hank
But he fell in the ocean
And raised a commotion

8 comments:

  1. I once was made to walk the plank
    by a raffish pirate named Mac
    for committing the crime of planter theft
    by the shed in the garden out back

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  2. shiver me timbers...lol.

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  3. Anonymous1:57 PM

    That E did!

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  4. Arrrhhhhh... me hearty
    Come to our party.
    We walk planks each day
    There's no other way
    To entertain kinder
    Who love to walk timber.

    Put on your leg peg
    And grab your keg
    Rum is best....
    And wear a warm vest!
    Theres a fight going on
    There one called Long John.

    Into the water
    Goes me granddaughter
    Get out the swords
    And chop up them boards!
    Theres crocs in that sea
    But they wont get me!

    (Too tired for work now! Have to go & lie down!)

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  5. ha ha, it's you that's supposed to fall in....

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  6. What do you expect?
    He was up to his neck!!

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  7. LOL And you no doubt
    Just turned right about

    Cheers!

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