Saturday, September 12, 2009

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

The merchant of menace
Paraded round Venice
But his shoes and his jacket
Were worth quite a packet

9 comments:

  1. You must be fun to go for a drive thru town with....:)

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  2. Ah Venice! David, Lola at Aglioolioepeperoncino has a lovely article about Venice just this week.

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  3. Great site for my middlies language arts ....

    .... look here kids. Rhyming words.

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  4. .....and what about Dennis?
    He was a menace!

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  5. The Venice meance huh good one sandy

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  6. He was guarded when he wore them
    But a thief finally scored them
    When the Merchant of Mennace
    Slipped them off to play tennis.

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  7. The city stands in water
    Along with his daughter
    She can't light her cigarette
    As her purse is all wet

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  8. Did he a gondola get?
    Or did he get wet?

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