Sunday, September 13, 2009

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

The mayor’s daughter Betty
Went to the Serengeti
There she dined on wildebeeste
Cooked in butter with a spoon of yeast

10 comments:

  1. I just stumbled upon your site and just wanted to say hi. I am a writer and I am keeping a blog about my first novel.

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  2. Bravo Betty. My Serengeti dining experience may remain virtual while I still have ten in tow.

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  3. Great...another item on my NEED to tast list.

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  4. I wonder why she needed the spoonful of yeast with her wildebeeste!
    (I know why you needed it!)

    This one made me LOL!

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  5. what a beast!

    take care my friend

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  6. Anonymous9:22 PM

    Guess she wanted the beast to rise to the challenge.

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  7. That's how I like my wildebeeste..wow

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  8. The yeast grew in her tummy,
    And she thought, "I'm such a dummy!"
    "I'll soon turn into a loaf of bread
    "And like the wildebeeste, be quite dead!"

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  9. Good for Betty
    Not to mention Serengeti

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  10. She said "this is yummy"
    Till it bloated her tummy
    And made her feel funny.

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