Not only do these crack me up, they stick in my head all day, and I repeat them in my mind like a lyrics to a song while I clean, do the dishes, walk the dogs...
I'v been away, so I just realized you named my blog in your post of the day on the 8th. Thank you very much, that's a clever and generous idea. I like your blog a lot, I especially like the photos. Thanks again.
I can smell the singeing And here the whinging Messing with a tilted burner A soar nose will earn ya!
Hi David I am glad to see you are still going stronge with these rhymes and did actully call by to see your Sky Watch... which is as excellent as always... All the best
He ran like mad for some soothing water To cool his red hot hurting snorter And instead of feeling mildly placid He'd made it worse with sulphuric acid He said, "Quick someone turn on the tap I've had a nasty awful mishap! Then he felt coming a big sneeze And off his head did his hooter breeze.
He should have Turnered his head the other way.
ReplyDeletethats going to leave a mark...and he'll be smelling singed nose hairs for a week...
ReplyDeleteOh dear,one so bright should have known better!
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Not only do these crack me up, they stick in my head all day, and I repeat them in my mind like a lyrics to a song while I clean, do the dishes, walk the dogs...
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I'v been away, so I just realized you named my blog in your post of the day on the 8th. Thank you very much, that's a clever and generous idea. I like your blog a lot, I especially like the photos. Thanks again.
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ReplyDeleteI can smell the singeing
ReplyDeleteAnd here the whinging
Messing with a tilted burner
A soar nose will earn ya!
Hi David
I am glad to see you are still going stronge with these rhymes and did actully call by to see your Sky Watch... which is as excellent as always...
All the best
Tom
Hot one!
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He ran like mad for some soothing water
ReplyDeleteTo cool his red hot hurting snorter
And instead of feeling mildly placid
He'd made it worse with sulphuric acid
He said, "Quick someone turn on the tap
I've had a nasty awful mishap!
Then he felt coming a big sneeze
And off his head did his hooter breeze.
So he had to take more care
ReplyDeleteAs good teachers are rare!