Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

Can an emu
Moo?
Can an aardvark
Bark?

11 comments:

  1. Can a cat, rat?

    I love these David! A compilation maybe?

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  2. Enquiring minds want to know!

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  3. You are so silly!

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  4. Obviously you haven't had enough red wine or you wouldn't need to ask such questions....

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  5. No - an Emu can bark but only whilst on a lead and when you take it walkies.

    Crumbs how can I habdle this? An Aardvark can moo somtimes but when it cannot find any ants!

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  7. now wouldn't that be funny...

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  8. Can a choo choo chew?

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  9. Can a parakeet bleat?
    Can a curlew mew?

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