Diamonds for teeth and laser beam eyes, Halloween magical facial surprise, Sparkling rapper haunts the foresty night, Come up behind you causing infinite fright. (don't really know what i'm talkin bout - just felt like rhymin' while we enjoy our first blizzard. johnnny)
Have you heard of the trend in teens wanting their dentist to build up their "fangs" so that they look like vampires? I saw it on the news last month. The reporter said it has to do with the Edward/Twilight craze. Craze indeed.
Have a blessed day today and thank you for your kind comment at my place.
This Kanye West is a card With those teeth, very hard He can now with power bite through steel, what a sight! With those diamond teeth With bad gums beneath. But with pain he is wrung As he bites through his tongue And he feels very weak As he bites through his cheek. But when he smiles Ladies come for many miles Because he is charming . . . and maybe alarming! But didn't I hear a story of fear He cannot afford it To go and quite lord it The teeth in top gums are his old chums His lower jaw Is the only one sore He's saving his dosh To do top teeth. . . gosh!
jewel encrusted, a sparkley bliss
ReplyDeletetil you cut their lip with a deep kiss.
Diamonds for teeth and laser beam eyes, Halloween magical facial surprise, Sparkling rapper haunts the foresty night, Come up behind you causing infinite fright. (don't really know what i'm talkin bout - just felt like rhymin' while we enjoy our first blizzard. johnnny)
ReplyDeleteIf his teeth were pearls,
ReplyDeletehe'd attract more girls.
Aye, Brian - it's all about paying lip service!
ReplyDeleteVery lyrical, Johnny - could be the opening lines of your new horror novel. Now there's a project for you .....
ReplyDeleteWillow, you've absolutely nailed it with your wit, brevity and perspective.
ReplyDeleteBravo!
Always fun to come here at the end of my day! Lots of giggles and more.
ReplyDeleteThough sparks may fly from his encrusted grill, his swift interruption clouded the thrill!
ReplyDeleteHave you heard of the trend in teens wanting their dentist to build up their "fangs" so that they look like vampires? I saw it on the news last month. The reporter said it has to do with the Edward/Twilight craze.
ReplyDeleteCraze indeed.
Have a blessed day today and thank you for your kind comment at my place.
Thanks so much, Sylvia. Great to know I made you smile!
ReplyDeleteAnd his only fear, Artist Unplugged, was the dentist's drill!
ReplyDeleteMaybe they're members of the Twilight "fang" club, Jules!
ReplyDeleteA diamond in your mouth.....
ReplyDeleteIs sure to go south......
If it comes unstuck....
It would end up in muck!
Sorry!!!!!
Maggie X
Nuts in May
Maggie, I'm spluttering with mirth. The mental picture is mind-boggling!
ReplyDeleteHis dentist should know best
ReplyDeletesince titanium has passed the test
But when money is no object
diamonds will of course be the subject
Kanye is so ill-mannered and rude
ReplyDeleteThinkin' he's such a cool dude
Diamond teeth won't give him class
He is still a pain in the ass
Diamond set teeth will sure look bright,
ReplyDeletebut do they just dazzle instead of bite?
It's good to see you're still a wit
with never a case of biter bit! :)
This Kanye West is a card
ReplyDeleteWith those teeth, very hard
He can now with power bite
through steel, what a sight!
With those diamond teeth
With bad gums beneath.
But with pain he is wrung
As he bites through his tongue
And he feels very weak
As he bites through his cheek.
But when he smiles
Ladies come for many miles
Because he is charming
. . . and maybe alarming!
But didn't I hear
a story of fear
He cannot afford it
To go and quite lord it
The teeth in top gums
are his old chums
His lower jaw
Is the only one sore
He's saving his dosh
To do top teeth. . . gosh!
LOL Loved this one, David
RuneE, I wonder if his jeweller paid a commission to his dentist, or vice versa!
ReplyDeleteTechnoBabe, they give him so much sparkle!
ReplyDeleteJinksy, lovely to see you here. Glad this made you smile!
ReplyDeleteEddie, you have well and truly trumped me, sir! Great effort.
ReplyDeleteSo a gal might kill him
ReplyDeleteAnd collect his teeth,
Like Poe with Berenice
Diamonds are forever
ReplyDeleteBut teeth are not
When he's toothless and grey
Will the diamonds still stay?