Tuesday, November 02, 2010

Verse and worse

A little dry-cleaner on Netherby Road
Claimed to have found the lost nuclear code
He said he discovered it near a row of old bowsers
With a notice that said: ``Press with Bill Clinton's trousers''.

15 comments:

  1. and if you can
    please get the stains out
    ~love monica

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  2. *laughing* ... laughing at Brian's comment, too....

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  3. Thanks, Kathryn - Brian is always great value!

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  4. You are, as usual, ridiculously entertaining :))

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  5. Thank you, Braja. Very kind of you to say so.

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  6. Hilarious! lol You're as witty as ever!

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  7. Thank you, Marguerite - this one suddenly began to write itself after I thought of the name of the road!

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  8. The secretary had a new plan
    She had the blue dress in hand
    She said this is hot as she looked at the spot.....
    Then said..Clinton, your the man!

    Sorry I couldn't resist...:-) Hugs

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  9. We nearly drove off the road,
    Trying to avoid a big toad,
    While texting in morse code,
    As we came around the curve,
    I pretty near lost my nerve,
    Only option was to swerve.

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  10. 'Nuff said bout the stain on the dress.....
    It took lots of cleaning..... a horrible mess.


    I love the way you get a triangular rhyme.
    Maggie X

    Nuts in May

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  11. It was quite easy to get hold of them
    The trousers I mean . . . . hmm a hem!
    That president from office now gone
    Always had trouble keeping them on!

    LOL

    . . . a naughty bit of peotic licence!

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  12. I have never heard of a bowser
    So searched with my internet browser
    Ah! They are fuel storage tanks
    Yet again Google...thanks!
    Though a strange place to find some trousers?

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  13. ROFL.......... ROFL....... ROFL......What a scream!!!!!!

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