Thursday, November 25, 2010

Verse and worse

Henry Moloney was ever so bony
So he ate fried mushrooms laced with baloney
He began to work out, now he's sinew and muscles
And the women all love him in faraway Brussels

4 comments:

  1. Henry had a dream that he was a frog,
    His whole family was moving
    to Prague,
    If and when they hit a bump in the road,
    They instinctively all jumped like a toad.

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  2. That first scenario
    was a bit of a lie,
    Hank was actually
    moving up to the sky,
    Of their new home
    Hank was plenty proud,
    As it sat upon
    a pillowy cloud.

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  3. Will he skip the Thanksgiving turkey?
    White meat only?
    A bit of kale?
    Let's hope
    the dry bread -
    no butter, please -
    is not too stale!

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  4. Yes that chap was extremely thin
    But no-one has said he loved to swig gin.
    It's funny the way Brussels Ladies liked him
    But it might be his fitness he got from his gym.
    But ladies elsewhere turned up their noses
    They thought 'nowt' of all his advances and poses.

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