tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20249225.post5946483272938588589..comments2023-11-13T01:52:16.369+11:00Comments on authorblog: Loony Limerick Competition #3david mcmahonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18009095220051075552noreply@blogger.comBlogger32125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20249225.post-77641988761740990782008-02-11T09:24:00.000+11:002008-02-11T09:24:00.000+11:00Fella with a red suit and bushy beard, said his na...Fella with a red suit and bushy beard, said his name was Santa, stole a gleaming black-eyed stallion, and rode it at a canter He declared he was late to deliver the presents, So he gulped down a dinner of brandy and pheasants left a lousy tip for the waitress only to trip on his way out the door and fall at the heels of the real Santa.Flassie's Fil'ahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12991886255984765363noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20249225.post-89905004792131438752008-02-11T09:00:00.000+11:002008-02-11T09:00:00.000+11:00Fella with a red suity and bushy beard, said his n...Fella with a red suity and bushy beard, said his name was Santa, Stole a gleaming black-eyed stallion, and rode it at a canter He declared he was late to deliver the presents, So he gulped down a dinner of brandy and pheasants then set out for his unusally delusional course only to end up being surrounded by two men dressed in white jackets from the state insane asylum in Louisiana.Flassie's Fil'ahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12991886255984765363noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20249225.post-1457688325471999432008-02-10T04:16:00.000+11:002008-02-10T04:16:00.000+11:00Fella with a red suit and bushy beard, said his na...Fella with a red suit and bushy beard, said his name was Santa, Stole a gleaming black-eyed stallion, and rode it at a canter He declared he was late to deliver the presents, So he gulped down a dinner of brandy and pheasants, as the coo coo clock stuck midnight away he went with the bag of loot to his hide out in Habana!Flassie's Fil'ahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12991886255984765363noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20249225.post-35693686893127257802008-02-10T04:08:00.000+11:002008-02-10T04:08:00.000+11:00I shouldn't of said his stallion or his horse. He ...I shouldn't of said his stallion or his horse. He stole it. It wasn't his.<BR/><BR/>Have a Blessed Year!!!Flassie's Fil'ahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12991886255984765363noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20249225.post-70084613410020519722008-02-09T22:56:00.000+11:002008-02-09T22:56:00.000+11:00Fella with a red suit and bushy beard, said his na...Fella with a red suit and bushy beard, said his name was Santa<BR/>Stole a gleaming black-eyed stallion, and rode it at a canter<BR/>He declared he was late to deliver the presents<BR/>So he gulped down a dinner of brandy and pheasants<BR/>Jumped on his stallion and rode off to Germany to pass by little dying Gunterindicaspecieshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04082836899942612554noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20249225.post-62750457044542119602008-02-09T22:52:00.000+11:002008-02-09T22:52:00.000+11:00Fella with a red suit and bushy beard, said his na...Fella with a red suit and bushy beard, said his name was Santa<BR/>Stole a gleaming black-eyed stallion, and rode it at a canter<BR/>He declared he was late to deliver the presents<BR/>So he gulped down a dinner of brandy and pheasants<BR/>Riding 'black-eyed' went worldwide to seek a bride and rested once he met his sweet Gretaindicaspecieshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04082836899942612554noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20249225.post-85017652180595816262008-02-09T22:49:00.000+11:002008-02-09T22:49:00.000+11:00Fella with a red suit and bushy beard, said his na...Fella with a red suit and bushy beard, said his name was Santa<BR/>Stole a gleaming black-eyed stallion, and rode it at a canter<BR/>He declared he was late to deliver the presents<BR/>So he gulped down a dinner of brandy and pheasants<BR/>Wore his medallion to match his stallion and rode off thinking he was the greatest enchanterindicaspecieshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04082836899942612554noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20249225.post-78143075256124526562008-02-09T13:19:00.000+11:002008-02-09T13:19:00.000+11:00Fella with a red suit and bushy beard, said his na...Fella with a red suit and bushy beard, said his name was Santa,<BR/>Stole a gleaming black-eyed stallion, and rode it at a canter<BR/>He declared he was late to deliver the presents,<BR/>So he gulped down a dinner of brandy and pheasants <BR/> then took off to thrill all of urbanaSandy Kesslerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17542892044386717213noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20249225.post-65669624286327471502008-02-09T05:42:00.000+11:002008-02-09T05:42:00.000+11:00Fella with a red suit and bushy beard, said his na...Fella with a red suit and bushy beard, said his name was Santa, Stole a gleaming black-eyed stallion, and rode it at a canter He declared he was late to deliver the presents, So he gulped down a dinner of brandy and pheasants and what to his wandering eye did appear three men in blue suits that made it very clear he wouldn't get away, even if he thought he was like a Pollyanna!Flassie's Fil'ahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12991886255984765363noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20249225.post-78176146121840163492008-02-09T05:33:00.000+11:002008-02-09T05:33:00.000+11:00Fella with a red suit and bushy beard, said his na...Fella with a red suit and bushy beard, said his name was Santa, Stole a gleaming black-eyed stallion, and rode it at a canter He declared he was late to deliver the presents, So he gulped down a dinner of brandy and pheasnts then away he went and flew like a flash, into the night he didn't look back, up to the house tops he thought his stallion might fly but he got hooked on a tree limb and fell off his horse splitting his pants like a banana!Flassie's Fil'ahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12991886255984765363noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20249225.post-49210276074869908042008-02-09T05:16:00.000+11:002008-02-09T05:16:00.000+11:00Fella with a red suit and bushy beard, said his na...Fella with a red suit and bushy beard, said his name was Santa, Stole a gleaming black-eyed stallion, and rode it at a canter He declared he was late to deliver the presents, So he gulped down a dinner of brandy and pheasants and with a shifty eye, snickered thinking he'd still away like an enchanter.Flassie's Fil'ahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12991886255984765363noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20249225.post-4249187111087946642008-02-08T20:49:00.000+11:002008-02-08T20:49:00.000+11:00Well done Bubba's Sis I agree - A Winner! Oh and ...Well done Bubba's Sis I agree - A Winner! Oh and thanks for the mention Tiffany. :)<BR/><BR/>Now for #3<BR/><BR/>Fella with a red suit and bushy beard, said his name was Santa,<BR/>Stole a gleaming black-eyed stallion, and rode it at a canter<BR/>He declared he was late to deliver the presents,<BR/>So he gulped down a dinner of brandy and pheasants<BR/><B>Then was immediately sick on the porch in a planter.</B>Akelamaluhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11234268568845148285noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20249225.post-87257129117686914202008-02-08T15:23:00.000+11:002008-02-08T15:23:00.000+11:00Fella with a red suit and bushy beard,said his nam...Fella with a red suit and bushy beard,<BR/>said his name was Santa, Stole a gleaming black-eyed stallion and rode it a canter<BR/>He declared he was late to deliver the presents, so he gulped down a dinner of brandy and pheasants<BR/>and skipping gift giving went instead to a panta(mime)<BR/><BR/>damned hard to work with this one, do you suppose a scotch on the rocks would come amiss?Sandi McBridehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09033518416111957858noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20249225.post-41628137316945008552008-02-08T14:58:00.000+11:002008-02-08T14:58:00.000+11:00Fella with a red suit and bushy beard, said his na...Fella with a red suit and bushy beard, said his name was Santa,<BR/>Stole a gleaming black-eyed stallion, and rode it at a canter<BR/>He declared he was late to deliver the presents,<BR/>So he gulped down a dinner of brandy and pheasants.<BR/>And listened to a rousing rendition by Kool & The Gang of the timeless classic ballad, "Joanna!"<BR/><BR/>Bradley<BR/>The Egel NestThe Egel Nesthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11475452898579351376noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20249225.post-42584853389987126522008-02-08T14:47:00.000+11:002008-02-08T14:47:00.000+11:00ROTHFL Lin!!!Have a Blessed Happy FunHealthy Creat...ROTHFL Lin!!!<BR/><BR/>Have a Blessed Happy Fun<BR/>Healthy Creative Year!!!Flassie's Fil'ahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12991886255984765363noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20249225.post-89295946378387096452008-02-08T14:43:00.000+11:002008-02-08T14:43:00.000+11:00Fella with a red suit and bushy beard, said his na...Fella with a red suit and bushy beard, said his name was Santa,<BR/>Stole a gleaming black-eyed stallion, and rode it at a canter He declared he was late to deliver the presents, So he gulped down a dinner of brandy and pheasants before he galloped off to Havana.Flassie's Fil'ahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12991886255984765363noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20249225.post-61400388474342916472008-02-08T14:27:00.000+11:002008-02-08T14:27:00.000+11:00Fella with a red suit and bushy beard, said his na...Fella with a red suit and bushy beard, said his name was Santa, Stole a gleaming black-eyed stallion, and rode it at a canter He declared he was late to deliver the presents, So he gulped down a dinner of brandy and pheasnts then away he went like a theft in the night covering his face with a red bandana!Flassie's Fil'ahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12991886255984765363noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20249225.post-13829749171743448272008-02-08T14:12:00.000+11:002008-02-08T14:12:00.000+11:00This comment has been removed by the author.Flassie's Fil'ahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12991886255984765363noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20249225.post-72201836697749946272008-02-08T14:03:00.000+11:002008-02-08T14:03:00.000+11:00Followed soon by the chaser Mylanta.Followed soon by the chaser Mylanta.Linhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09100999113439449482noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20249225.post-65343923033976797472008-02-08T14:01:00.000+11:002008-02-08T14:01:00.000+11:00Fella with a red suit and bushy beard, said his na...Fella with a red suit and bushy beard, said his name was Santa, Stole a gleaming black-eyed stallion, and rode it at a canter He declared he was late to deliver the presents, So he gulped down a dinner of brandy and pheasnts, then went on his merry way to pick up concert tickets to Santana!Flassie's Fil'ahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12991886255984765363noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20249225.post-18660061790971135922008-02-08T13:27:00.000+11:002008-02-08T13:27:00.000+11:00...a dinner of brandy and pheasantsShot earlier by......a dinner of brandy and pheasants<BR/>Shot earlier by Cheney in Montana...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20249225.post-43425629230629528272008-02-08T12:31:00.000+11:002008-02-08T12:31:00.000+11:00Congrats to Bubba's Sis! You ROCK!Congrats to Bubba's Sis! You ROCK!D...https://www.blogger.com/profile/12178201484420845742noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20249225.post-42850293487153434592008-02-08T10:51:00.000+11:002008-02-08T10:51:00.000+11:00and became the embarrassed subject of the reindeer...and became the embarrassed subject of the reindeer's banter.Misty DawnShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15815037247940459349noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20249225.post-7187083838989733112008-02-08T10:31:00.000+11:002008-02-08T10:31:00.000+11:00Fella with a red suit and bushy beard, said his na...Fella with a red suit and bushy beard, said his name was Santa,<BR/>Stole a gleaming black-eyed stallion, and rode it at a canter<BR/>He declared he was late to deliver the presents,<BR/>So he gulped down a dinner of brandy and pheasants,<BR/>But he turned out to be just a small time crook on parole from a jail in Atlanta<BR/><BR/>and also thanks for the honorable mention! yay!katydidnothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15710011717146842223noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20249225.post-4085311311221210382008-02-08T10:23:00.000+11:002008-02-08T10:23:00.000+11:00Oooh finding this hard as the typical pattern we u...Oooh finding this hard as the typical pattern we use for lymerics over here keeps popping into my head and getting in the way.<BR/><BR/>Fella with a red suit and bushy beard, said his name was Santa,<BR/>Stole a gleaming black-eyed stallion, and rode it at a canter<BR/>He declared he was late to deliver the presents,<BR/>So he gulped down a dinner of brandy and pheasants,<BR/>But he soon revealed himself as a fake and a blackguard when he hee heeed instead of ho hoed, and the posh but only slightly pickled hosts became suspicious of his banter.<BR/><BR/>Sorry. It's late. I should sleep.Jo Beaufoixhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00957369658590225971noreply@blogger.com