Friday, August 31, 2007

His And Hearse

Coffin And Splutterin’ All The Way Home

A Romanian builder who injured his back in Macedonia travelled hundreds of kilometres home ‑ in a coffin. Mitev Jordanov was admitted to hospital before doctors told him he could go home, only if was transported lying absolutely flat on his back. Local ambulances could not help, since they only carry people whose lives are in serious danger. So the builder’s boss borrowed a hearse from an undertaker, put him in the coffin and drove him back to Romania.

FOOTNOTE: Lucky it wasn’t a dead end.

20 comments:

  1. He must have been dead set about going home. :)

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  2. I'll bet his wife said, Wow, he's a dead ringer for my husband!"

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  3. Duh hearse didn hav no bwakez doh he sukt on uh Ricoli koff dwop an stahpt duh koffin!

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  4. :)).
    BTW I've posted about my Fia(t)sco!

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  5. Reading this brought the jingle back to my mind "It's not the cough that carries you off but the coffin they carry you off in"

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  6. Ha ha... His wife must have been taken for surprise !!!

    BTW, you are tagged.. check my blog.
    It's an interesting one, I am sure you'll take it up.

    Cheers !!

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  7. Can you imagine the shock as it passed through the streets..

    Ma! That corpse winked at me!

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  8. Hi Merisi,

    I concede defeat, fpr you are today's champion!

    Keep smiling

    David

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  9. Hi whodatdare,

    Wish I'd thoght of that line!

    Keep smiling

    David

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  10. Hi Meanie,

    Very nice work. I didn't see thtat quip coming!

    Keep smiling

    David

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  11. Hi squiggles mom,

    Great. Will check it out.

    Keep smiling

    David

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  12. Hi Cuckoo,

    Yes, especially as he was going flat out.

    Thanks for the tag. Will check it out.

    Keep smiling

    David

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  13. Hi Carol,

    Now that's a thought! The `nearly' departed.

    Keep smiling

    David

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  14. Funny story and the comments were cute also!

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  15. Hi Ruth,

    That' wonderful. My Mum used to have a joke that went something like that!

    Keep smiling

    David

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  16. Hi Dot,

    I actually think the comments from everyone were funnier than the story!

    Keep smiling

    David

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  17. Champion? Oh, merci, gives the end of a busy week the right note to end it with. ;-)

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  18. Was it the Transylvania area of Romania?

    Bleah!!!

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