Monday, November 15, 2010

Verse and worse

The dance instructor, he was so miffed
When they told him he moved way too swift
So he took them round, from waltz to jive
Before the pupils could count to five

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  1. When questioned he just failed to answer
    As to why he was such a quick dancer
    Some said his Fox Trot
    Was all tommyrot
    With a gallop like reindeer Prancer.

    His timing was simply awful
    And the girls shouted comments unlawful
    His Military Two Step
    Was a long way from 'Hep'
    And his partners were wild by the floor full.


    LOL

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  2. I can't top Eddie's comment... and I can't dance either :-)

    Hope all is well with you. jj

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  3. Very deft work, Eddie.

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  4. I can't top his comment either, Joanna - and I have two left feet on the dance floor!

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  5. *Strictly Come Dancing* on the BBC
    Watched on Saturday whilst having tea.
    It is something that I would never miss
    Though if you don't like it, you'd want to hiss.

    (This programme has brought ballroom dancing into a new light and is a real hit.
    Not sure if you have ever heard of it down under.)
    Maggie X

    Nuts in May

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  7. Those poor pupils should have used a coin-operated dance instructer, like the
    Coin-Operated Boy used in a hilarious commercial for the Austrian jam brand Darbo?


    Here is one more Darbo spot, hard to decide which I like better: Coin-Operated Boy, 2 (am I too easily amused, perchance?).

    Cheers,
    M.

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  8. Like a whirling dervish some said!

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  9. . . . .and I can't top my answer either because I have two left feet!! LOL

    Ask Marguerite!!
    The girl with the magic feet!
    From Cajun Delights
    Raises dancing to new heights!

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  10. Eddie Bluelights rules here
    His comments are so dear
    Two left feet says he
    The dance instructor might agree

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  11. . . . . nice of Techno to say so:

    but back to Marguerite:

    As well as a dancer of such high class
    She is a really lovely lass
    And is a super dooper cook
    Her blog folks is well worth a look!

    She'll give yoy a twirl
    If you find her URL! LOL

    http://cajundelights.blogspot.com/

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