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If ingesting fiber keeps you healthyThen why, I'd like to know,Doesn't it taste better Then most vegetables I know?If candy were a fiber,I'd get my daily share,In both the bathroom and the candy store,I'd be quite regular.
Nothing says "regularity" like the Khyber
Okay David it's far too late/early for me to be creative...but not too late to know that was dang funny!
LOL!
This is all so funny....... just got out of bed....You don't need all this folate stuff......If you just keep yourself.....Well fed!
And if you should get bunged up,Try some bran, wheat and a senna,As long as you can move itYou will avoid the enema!
I have my bowl of fiber daily;it satisfies my hunger.Good for my health and what's more,I'll never need the plunger.D
Ouch. That hurts.
My mother would love your rhymeShe discusses going all the timeShe says it shouldn't be too thickSo you stay healthy and not sick.
There once was a guy from Nantucket...Naaa, I won't go there. I got a million of 'em though.
Eheh heh heh heh heh!
If ingesting fiber keeps you healthy
ReplyDeleteThen why, I'd like to know,
Doesn't it taste better
Then most vegetables I know?
If candy were a fiber,
I'd get my daily share,
In both the bathroom and the candy store,
I'd be quite regular.
Nothing says "regularity" like the Khyber
ReplyDeleteOkay David it's far too late/early for me to be creative...but not too late to know that was dang funny!
ReplyDeleteLOL!
ReplyDeleteThis is all so funny....... just got out of bed....
ReplyDeleteYou don't need all this folate stuff......
If you just keep yourself.....
Well fed!
And if you should get bunged up,
ReplyDeleteTry some bran, wheat and a senna,
As long as you can move it
You will avoid the enema!
I have my bowl of fiber daily;
ReplyDeleteit satisfies my hunger.
Good for my health and what's more,
I'll never need the plunger.
D
Ouch. That hurts.
ReplyDeleteMy mother would love your rhyme
ReplyDeleteShe discusses going all the time
She says it shouldn't be too thick
So you stay healthy and not sick.
There once was a guy from Nantucket...
ReplyDeleteNaaa, I won't go there. I got a million of 'em though.
Eheh heh heh heh heh!
ReplyDelete