Thursday, April 24, 2008

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

My uncle courted nurses
He wrote to them in verses
But he found himself completely stuck
When he met Nurse Worthington-Duck
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8 comments:

  1. Whistle Britches1:38 PM

    haha.
    Excellente!!!!

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  2. Lavinia2:00 PM

    Your poem is rather naughty
    About the medical hottie
    Is this blog rated R?
    Or won't you go that far?

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  3. AlasMyDear3:40 PM

    this is funny! i laughed in my office and the boss looked out to see what was the matter :)

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  4. Maggie May4:42 PM

    I wonder did she love him back?
    Or give to him a mighty whack?
    I won't be using her name in this ditty....
    Someone else will ....more's the pity!

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  5. Anonymous7:43 PM

    Your uncle must have been a cluck, sorely out of luck,
    with a brain full of muck,
    if he could find nothing to rhyme with duck except for petesake you didn't really think I'd say that?!

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  6. Carolyn4:12 AM

    LOL! Very cute :)

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  7. Sharon4:50 PM

    Ahahaha!!

    Relieved that your Uncle considered it best, to keep it under his vest! :)

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  8. San6:05 AM

    Could be worse. He could be in a hearse. How's that for terse?

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