T'was a sight to behold -- or so I am told -- When the lion king wed a baboon. Zebra said, "This won't do!" "You're right!" Said the gnu. And hyena went into a swoon. The minister, Myna Said, "There ain't nothin' finah, Then love 'neath the high S'vannah moon." Their bridesmaid was a sloth, As they plighted their troth, One mid-summer's evening in June. Two headlights from a jeep, Cut the night with a sweep, Interruptin' the Nightingale's tune. The jeep bounced toward the altar With nary a falter, Though it parked on the tail of a coon. A man jumped from inside And yelled, "Wait! She's my bride! And I'm putting an end to this soon!" He pulled forth a gun And all the animals did run, This ending this rambling tome.
I think I'm moving to Savannah! LOL...I think.
ReplyDeleteDoes it matter wear you live?
ReplyDeleteMarriage today slips through a sieve.
Does it matter what you wear?
Couples divorce with out a care!
So there!
T'was a sight to behold
ReplyDelete-- or so I am told --
When the lion king wed a baboon.
Zebra said, "This won't do!"
"You're right!" Said the gnu.
And hyena went into a swoon.
The minister, Myna
Said, "There ain't nothin' finah,
Then love 'neath the high S'vannah moon."
Their bridesmaid was a sloth,
As they plighted their troth,
One mid-summer's evening in June.
Two headlights from a jeep,
Cut the night with a sweep,
Interruptin' the Nightingale's tune.
The jeep bounced toward the altar
With nary a falter,
Though it parked on the tail of a coon.
A man jumped from inside
And yelled, "Wait! She's my bride!
And I'm putting an end to this soon!"
He pulled forth a gun
And all the animals did run,
This ending this rambling tome.
Not a bad place to get married then..imagine, no wardrobe malfunction too ..
ReplyDeletelakshmi
Your little rhymes are so much fun, David. I always have to read them in my Aussie accent to benefit fully.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't dream of ruining a perfectly good savannah with a wedding.
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