Friday, April 11, 2008

With This Jail Cell, I Thee Wed

Sorry, Dear, This Ain’t The Bridal Suite

Talk about an unforgettable first night. California police said a bride and groom spent their first night as a married couple in jail after their wedding party at a Vallejo home got out of hand. When police had to return a second time to the home, officers stunned both the groom and his cousin with a Taser. The bride was taken into custody on suspicion of public intoxication.

FOOTNOTE: Cuff syrup.
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10 comments:

  1. Charles Gramlich4:51 AM

    No where to go but up for this relationship, I'd say.

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  2. Jillie Bean (AKA Bubba's Sis)5:25 AM

    Would that make the diamond on her hand a Jailhouse Rock?

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  3. Sam Fox7:09 AM

    Berlimey! Gives whole new meaning to the phrase "Trouble & Strife"...

    That will surely be one for the wedding album...

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  4. PRH8:25 AM

    Any bets on this one lasting 6 months?

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  5. Bradley's Mom9:37 AM

    What a way to start a marriage........

    As we say, OY VEY!!!!

    Lind:)

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  6. RiverPoet11:13 AM

    I'm surprised it didn't happen in (my state of birth) Georgia!

    D

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  7. D...2:01 PM

    The marriage that jails together stays together?

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  8. Anonymous2:37 PM

    Bride and Goon.

    Contemplate: Mommy, where did you and daddy spend your honeymoon?

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  9. nitebyrd2:01 AM

    I see "The Jerry Springer Show" in this couples future.

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  10. Am'n2Deep2:14 AM

    Oh my gosh!!! Was that seriously necessary? They STUNNED them, AND threw them in jail? Wow. A little over zealous, don't ya think?

    Oh wait, they didn't stun the bride...still! It must have been pretty crazy!

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