Yes, we've often seen people with sore eyes, but that condition seems to be more common in summer, not in the depths of the Australian winter. Hmm, let's take a closer look.
The problem here seems to be an inability to focus. And a definite redness. It also seems as if the pupils are slightly misaligned - a bit like unruly rabble at a school assembly.
Let's see, I think we're close to making a diagnosis here. There definitely seems to be an eye-popping problem.
Oh, no, we have a major issue here. The eyes are completely out of their sockets now. Did someone say "Socket to me"? We'll just stop now. These inane one-liners are just getting cornier and cornea.
(Sincere thanks to my noble colleague Kit, who very sportingly donned my hoax glasses for the purposes of this post.)
Yes, "Eye" say ...kudos to Kit for being a good sport! LOL
ReplyDeleteLOL The "eyes" have it. ;-)
ReplyDeletetee hee...my yes...good sport indeed. :) and a fun and creative post dear David! :) thanks for the smile!
ReplyDeleteEye yi yi, one can't help but see the humor in this one. Nice visual too.
ReplyDeleteDid you hear about the optometrist?
He fell into the lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself.
eewww. I just finished reading Icy Sparks-- and the eye popping thing... Eye'm at a loss for words...
ReplyDeleteOpps, I almost screamed when the blog popped up and the eyes did too! I didn't know whether run, yell or just bash the computer in...I'd say see a doctor at once!
ReplyDeleteSandi
Eye boggling!
ReplyDeleteThat last one kind of freaked me out...
ReplyDeleteclassic.
ReplyDeleteKeep an eye on this for us.
ReplyDeleteCould be a guest on Eye Got a Secret
But he only has eyes for you.
Eye Eye captain
Eeuuuw! My eyes are sore today... i should go to bed.
ReplyDeleteSo, the guys who work with you get hazard pay, right? When they're hired the boss says, "Okay, we're going to put you over here by David. He's a little weird but if you humor him no one will get hurt. There will be a little extra something in your pay packet each month to compensate.
ReplyDelete"Oh, hey, he's going to be taking your picture a lot. You aren't in the witness protection program or anything are you?"
Kit?! Ha! You can't fool me. That's Mad-Eye Moody's second cousin, Mood-Eyed Matty!
ReplyDeleteHilarious. You are so silly!
ReplyDeleteYou sure have sporting colleagues!!! They're all so willing to be part of your fun in PhotoHunt all the time :)
ReplyDeleteHappy Weekend David:)
Kit is a very good sport! That is a great "random" post and I think you diagnose the problem perfectly. Even if it is cornea than some of the other stuff you post. (I just couldn't think of anything wittier than your own version!)
ReplyDeleteI've just posted a series of random photos if you would like a quick gander - and took your name in vain. Blamed you for all these photos. It is all your fault you know.
Great post. Cheers me up coming here!
These were funny, David. My daughters were more interested in the glasses though.
ReplyDeleteThat is too funny, I mean emotional!
ReplyDeleteI've seen slinky dresses but never slinky glasses before now. Great fun!
ReplyDeleteCreative and clever. Thanks~
ReplyDeleteh my goodness....Heeh pup out eye...Mine is up..Happy weekend
ReplyDeleteWhoaaaa! David the Master fooling around with his Kit! hehehe....
ReplyDeleteVery witty and entertaining post. Sorry Kit, I'm interested in the glasses.
Eye'd like a pair of those.
ReplyDeleteMethinks too much beer and not visiting the bathroom for a while would do this to one ;-)
ReplyDeleteHave a great weekend!
You can say that again! What fun photos!! (and a bit weird too!)
ReplyDeleteHappy Weekend
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Eye agree, quite an eye-Opener!
ReplyDeleteI am laughing so hard, my sides ache!
ReplyDeleteWhat a great interpretation this week!
[and I also love your comment you left on TNChick's emotion too...the "Incredible sulk".
Happy Hunting. Hope your weekend is super.
Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown.
ReplyDeleteDoctor: What does he call his other eye?
The old one are the best.. ( well maybe not)
Your friend Kit did well... tell him to take a break.. Take a Kit Cataracts
My eyes contstantly feel this way LOL!
ReplyDeleteWhat a great sport and friend and might I add "has gorgeous eyes"!
fun,shock, creepy....lol, happy hunting!
ReplyDeleteNice shots. :)
ReplyDeleteG'day mate, I am think their is an emotional nut case here
ReplyDeletecool catch! perfect one for photohunt theme "emotions"... mine's up too hope you can drop by.
ReplyDeleteEye Eye, we have some fantastic shots here.
ReplyDeletePut your eyes on and
Visit my Colours of Vision.
Eye yayahhh...i totally see a different perspective here..hehe
ReplyDeletePearl - have a good weekend!
Looked like a sore limp....
ReplyDeleteAnyway, very surprising shots!
Thanks for the visit this week.
That was an eye opening post! I know, I know it's cornea!
ReplyDeleteEye see, said the blind man.
ReplyDeleteDavid, I love it...you are so weird. Thanks for the giggles!
thanks. i enjoyed yr post this week :)
ReplyDeleteOkay.. I had to come see what was eye popping.. and the emotion I feel is "Gross"...LOL Good One!
ReplyDeletewell they scared me sufficiently !!
ReplyDeleteThat's the way, un-huh un-huh, I eye Kit, un-huh un-huh...
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