Saturday, June 14, 2008

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

My good buddy Jeremy Mailer
Is an exceptonal master tailor
He's even a craftsman to boot
He'll make you look good in a legal suit

6 comments:

  1. Blimey! I am first!
    This is always the worst!
    J M is good to have as a friend,
    As there are suits that he could lend.
    And if you want to get a divorce
    He's there to help you, of course!
    He'll even build a house for you
    Cos, he's a craftsman, knows what to do!

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  2. Legal suit? Will that be stitched down to the letter of the law?
    Funny that!
    Sandi

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  3. A boot for a suit
    A suit with a boot
    Even a dandy
    Suit for a zoot

    Jeremy is dandy
    Better than candy
    Even makes suits
    For Lawrence and Andy

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  4. Hope you haven't had to use Jeremy lately, in the legal sense, that is.

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  5. ...but when it comes to sex he's a failer. *LOL*

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