Things Are Going From Bed To Worse
A Lancashire grandfather has his buttocks insured for a million pounds (about $2 million). Graham Butterfield is the official ``bed bouncer’’ for Silentnight in Barnoldswick and his duties include bouncing on beds and giving feedback on softness, textures and fillings. His reports help decide which beds go on the market.
FOOTNOTE: Silentnight, ole night.
Bet when he has a day off it's a right pain in the wotsit.
ReplyDeleteCJ xx
Cheap at half the price! I have this man to thank for the most comfortable mattresses I've owned.
ReplyDeleteHmmmm. I wonder who the Canuckian Bed Bouncer is. Now that I'm selling them, it seems I ought to know this.
ReplyDeleteHow does one get such a job? Cushy!
ReplyDeleteIt had to be Lancashire didn't it...?
ReplyDeleteI'll bet he's a real hard ass on the job, too!
ReplyDeleteSandi
Sounds like a pain in the butt.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if I should have my butt insured since I could be a J-Lo bootie double. Hmmm.