Monday, July 07, 2008

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

Up the bush in Tangalooma
They went lookin' for a puma
Except Bob and Bruce Shepherd
They bought tickets for Def Leppard

7 comments:

  1. Anonymous2:27 PM

    Tangalooma puma stalkers,
    Are hot air adventure talkers
    Who seldom venture far
    From their air conditioned car.

    Bob and Bruce each bought a seat
    For a Def Leppard fete,
    And spent the night gyrating,
    To a band with a triple X rating.

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  2. Bob and Bruce, they are so smart.
    These men, they have no puma heart.

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  3. I drank a beer
    to Def Lepperd's career
    Mostly the stuff of old
    Before their souls they sold

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  4. On the say to see the band
    A puma came and bit the hand
    Of Bob, who shrieked to Bruce
    "I need a doctor & we're out of juice!"
    "What a way, we're going to die!"
    The vultures circled in the sky!

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  5. That was one amazing rime :)

    My bridge is up.

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  6. They went lookin' for a cat
    They bought a ticket then they sat
    Bob and Bruce, the Shepherd boys
    Would rather listen to some noise

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  7. Bob and Bruce
    Runnin' on Rock-n-roll juice
    Went round the bend
    At the concert's end...

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