Friday, July 11, 2008

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

Er, do excuse me, Vicar
Please baptise me quicker
You’ve got a bony shoulder
And this water’s gettin’ colder
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9 comments:

  1. Sandi McBride1:08 PM

    Not quite sure, do we dip the baby or drizzle the baby? Someone give me a clue
    The little chap is squirming hard and now all set to spew!

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  2. Pat - Arkansas1:27 PM

    Love it!

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  3. Rachel2:43 PM

    Cute.
    Made me giggle.
    Definitely good verse, and it could have been worse.

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  4. Anonymous2:52 PM

    His list of sins is long and vast,
    They'll wash away none too fast.
    Keep the water cold and brisk,
    His immortal soul's at risk!
    Dunk him slow and dunk him deep.
    This one needs some time to seep.

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  5. Maggie May4:40 PM

    "Please don't drop me in
    That would be a sin.
    I've already had a little pee
    Can you feel it running down your knee?"

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  6. Jennifer S6:15 PM

    Yours and Maggie May's both made me laugh!

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  7. Cath12:17 AM

    LOL at Quilly's and Maggie's.
    Brilliant.

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  8. Cliff12:49 AM

    Do you sprinkle
    Do you pour
    Do you immerse
    Away from shore

    I don't know
    You're the host
    But I got
    The Holy Ghost

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  9. Nessa1:44 AM

    So that's why the babies cry.

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