Friday, September 12, 2008

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

Are you smarter than a fifth grader?
And can you outwit Darth Vader?
If you can answer every query
You should lecture in atomic theory

6 comments:

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  2. I like your dittys...very clever.

    I didn't realise it was as easy as that to dlete a comment of mine... I am learning something every day.

    I am also trying to do my skywatch post, and becos I am on the 4yr old's computer (no the 2yr old twins don't have them yet!)..it won't allow me to shrink my photos that my son downloaded last night, until he gets hoem from work...ah, the joys of modern technology!
    One day soon I will get to put on my lovely photos from Melbourne!

    Annie

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  3. Anonymous4:40 PM

    I taught 5th grade for ten years, so I can state with absolute certainty: nobody is smarter than a 5th grader. Just ask one. He or she will tell you.

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  4. Anonymous4:58 PM

    I feel myself being quite moved by this, but then it's not even 8am, I'm at work and I haven't woken up yet - you got me at a weak moment ;-)

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  5. Not that smart I have to say,
    But David, hope you had a real good day!

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  6. I couldn't beat a 5th grader's score
    Nor beat Darth Vader at a star war
    I don't know how to launch a rocket
    And I have no money in my poxket

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