Off (To London) With His Head
A tramp is $4,000 richer after finding Sir Paul McCartney's waxwork head. Tony Silva thought it was a Halloween mask poking from a bin liner, before he realised a big reward had been offered for it after it was left on a train. He then begged the fare to London - to hand the head into Abbey Road studios.
FOOTNOTE: Shoulder of fortune.
$4,000 the richer? Not in London surely. We don't have $4,000 left in the whole country!
ReplyDeleteHope Tony Silva didn't lose HIS head because of his good fortune.
ReplyDeleteIt's always good to get a head in life.
ReplyDeleteBTW what were the headlines in that day's paper?
That would probably be left to the head writer to decide.
Tony was probably offered a cup of coffee and had his choice of regular or decapitated.
Alternate Footnote:
ReplyDeleteEvery cloud has a Silva lining...
Bradley
The Egel Nest
I knew that divorce was bitter, but to send him the Queens Tower for beheading is a bit much, don't you think? And then dispose of him in a waste bin? The humanity!!!
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