No one milks cows quicker than Ron Campbell
If you wanted to gamble, there’d be a mad scramble
His daily chores (‘tis true) would take me a week
I don’t have a clue how he turns the udder cheek
If you wanted to gamble, there’d be a mad scramble
His daily chores (‘tis true) would take me a week
I don’t have a clue how he turns the udder cheek
Udderly funderful verse!
ReplyDeleteWhat could be worse
ReplyDeleteThan handling an udder of a cow?
Perhaps this little verse?
If we talk about farmer Dell
ReplyDeletehe doesn't do all that well.
He pulls and yanks at the tit
he must not have the the wit
to tell the cow a funny tale
to help fill the bucket's well.