Thursday, October 09, 2008

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

If you wanted to buy an orca
Would you buy one in Majorca
From a canny pavement hawker
Who was a really sweet talker?

4 comments:

  1. a man would have to spin a mighty tale

    to convince ME to buy a whale...

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  2. An orca bit my hand
    When it was stranded on the sand.
    So I really wouldn't buy a whale
    Even if it was in a sale.

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  3. A man once tried to sell a whale
    He really tried to make the sale
    What stopped him was a dumb remark
    He said the whale was a shark

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  4. Don't buy an Orca off the street
    from someone you chance to meet.
    You're better off to find a shed
    without worries in your head.

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