Friday, January 09, 2009

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

I went for a drive with my great-aunt Joyce
So regal at the wheel of her pink Rolls-Royce
But when the cops stopped her and listed her faults
I made sure to pass her the smelling salts

5 comments:

  1. Funny! Great for bringing to mind great images!

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  2. I am not good at this but I really enjoy seeing what you do!

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  3. Poor Aunt Joyce........ she seems to have many faults! Hope she is fictional!

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  4. The reference to a pink car immediately brought to mind the pink cadillac's that the Mary Kay Foundation used to give it's top sales women. Wonder what shade of pink the Rolls Royce was. ;-)

    Cheers!

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  5. Smelling salts may not be enough

    When Washington tells the Big 3 "tough!"

    Henry Ford would hurl up his lunch

    If he had to deal with that government bunch!

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