She had seventeen frocks and the name Goldilocks
And said no to a suitor named Gorridge
‘Twas the greatest of shocks when she went into stocks
And complained she couldn’t bear porridge
And said no to a suitor named Gorridge
‘Twas the greatest of shocks when she went into stocks
And complained she couldn’t bear porridge
LOL you need to come up with one for me and my huge handbag collection!
ReplyDeletePost Bearmatic Stress Syndrom,
ReplyDeleteDr. Freud would say. ;-)
groaaaan! I'd write a response, but I can't stop groaning long enough to think!
ReplyDeleteWhy is it you never come by for my Punny Monday stuff? Seems to me Mondays at my place would be right up your alley.
Just realised I might have a rhyme
ReplyDeletefor that old conundrum 'orange''
as my best pal's genuine maiden name
happened to be Miss A Gorringe...
...your word porridge turned the light on...
I want a divorce said Daddy Bear,
ReplyDeleteAs his wife cried and sobbed everywhere,
Then Baby Bear pulled up his socks,
Said "I'm moving to Goldilock's!"