Next time you’re training to swim the Channel
Ensure your Speedos are made from flannel
Check the tides between Calais and Dover
And drink a cocktail of ginger and clover
Ensure your Speedos are made from flannel
Check the tides between Calais and Dover
And drink a cocktail of ginger and clover
Hehehehehe! (vision of flannel Speedo)
ReplyDeleteAdd a little vodka to it and he will be in dire straits.
ReplyDeleteHow DO you come up with these?!?
ReplyDeleteIt is not very wise to wear Speedos of flannel.
ReplyDeleteThey'll take in the water and soak up the channel.