Saturday, February 28, 2009

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

He said he was drinking special light beer
But he came back home with only one ear
He’s strong and reliable and mighty God-fearing
But I reckon he’ll struggle to get a fair hearing

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13 comments:

  1. Mel12:36 PM

    ...and save a bit of money by buying only one earring... ;)

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  2. Lanny12:40 PM

    I can imagine it would be hard to get a fair hearing with the bar noise ringing in your only ear.

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  3. Kathy W12:42 PM

    LMAO that's good.

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  4. Sylvia K12:55 PM

    LOL made my day! Maybe he and his wife could share a pair of earrings.

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  5. Muppet Soul1:09 PM

    Lol

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  6. Gail1:23 PM

    It would be hard to hear, with bar flies buzzing in your ear...

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  7. Queen-Size funny bone3:01 PM

    I bet you a lot of his friends were peering.

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  8. Mojo3:56 PM

    He tried to leave earlier
    But found to his woe
    All his cranking and grinding
    Wouldn't make his Van Go.
    ...(gh)

    Okay, I'll stop.

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  9. Maggie May8:01 PM

    That is SO funny and witty!
    Was it Van Gogh by any chance?

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  10. SnoopyTheGoon9:28 PM

    Yes and yes. And the moral - don't waste time on light beer, take only the regular!

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  11. Anonymous11:30 PM

    :)...good idea...save a bit of money..hehe..
    hey...how are you...greeting for u...

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  12. ♥ Braja12:20 AM

    Ok that was funny :)

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  13. skywind10:17 AM

    Hehe, another one of his ears which gone? At wine-ri? (Laughter)

    http://eyesinkaleidoscope.blogspot.com/
    http://fymtyh.blogspot.com/

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