Saturday, March 07, 2009

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

If he hadn’t been running half an hour late
He would have discovered magnesium sulphate
But he lost his ticket and he missed his train
And the Nobel Prize went down the drain

14 comments:

  1. SAD.

    So. Close.

    As I have been to so, so many Nobel Prizes..

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  2. Sounds like my luck!Oh well, there's always next time, right?
    Carol

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  3. I guess he needs to keep a better ion his watch being a scientist and all.

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  4. Oh, missed the Nobel Prize, is really very bad. :(

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  5. he does have the luxury of bad luck...roflol

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  6. Anonymous3:22 PM

    Oh, I should not laugh, but I must. Well done :).

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  7. I'm reminded of Agent 86 aka Maxwell Smart saying, "Missed it by that much!"

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  8. Very witty.

    'There for the grace of God go I.....'

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  9. Anonymous11:17 PM

    Sod's luck. It alights anywhere.

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  10. Me thinks your history book must be wrong
    The stuff was found way, way long
    Before the Nobel Prize came to be
    By the Scott, Joseph Black who lived by the sea.

    Cheers!

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  11. Its such a strain
    having that kinda brain
    an award will have to wait
    best to leave it to fate

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  12. I thought drains were in sinks, showers and tubs, I didn't know that was called a drain.

    But you do remind me, I need to fertilize my roses.

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