Sunday, March 01, 2009

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

The artist’s model said she would do no more poses
Unless she was submerged in a bath full of roses
So they sat there for hours removing every thorn
Which just goes to prove you need brains, not brawn

20 comments:

  1. Love it! Just the laugh I needed for the evening!

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  2. I like them all...

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  3. LOL
    There once was an art teacher who bragged that his bosses
    Had hired a model who did cantilevered poses.
    I have no idea why they thought that was cool,
    But students were drawing her all through the school.

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  4. This is a great bridge out of winter woes.

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  5. So funny! I just watched Change Your Brain, Change Your Life by Dr. Daniel Amen, on PBS.

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  6. Now that one is really cute! Not to say your others aren't.....

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  7. Anonymous4:05 PM

    Too clever! I've always said I'd take a man with brains over brawn any day.

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  8. Love it! Keep 'em comin'

    Breeze

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  9. Jeez ... how do I miss so many of your posts. LOL ...

    This was terrif!

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  10. While she was lying in the bath
    The artist's model began to laugh...
    Its not a rose that I need to lie on
    But the common flower of the dandelion!
    "The sap is good for my skin, you see
    And by the way, will you marry me!"

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  11. physical strength in contrast to intelligence ?
    Taking care of models (the best ones) makes you do whatever, and creativity is hard work
    :)

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  12. I wonder if there was no temptation to leave a few...

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  13. Oh those petals, they went everywhere
    When that model blew-dried her hair.
    Such prissy models create such turmoil
    But, quick, take the picture before petals spoil!

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  14. Well put! Thank you for the smile :)

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  15. Lest flow'ry barbs pierce tender skin
    Remove the thorns e're she climbs in!

    (okay I'll stop)

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  16. This one is good!
    I would remove all the thorns too!

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  17. Anonymous3:52 AM

    Guess she was more than just a pretty...face!

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