Private zoo owner Clementine James
Told me she had a real flair for names
To prove her great wit, she paused during flossing
To call the hippo "Crit" and christen the zebra "Crossing"
Told me she had a real flair for names
To prove her great wit, she paused during flossing
To call the hippo "Crit" and christen the zebra "Crossing"
I know ive said this before, but i really like your poems :)
ReplyDeleteSo easily done!
ReplyDeleteCheers
Hi David,
ReplyDeleteSo how can we get your synchronicity novel in the U.S.? Would love to read it. If you've got any synchronicity stories to share, please email us and we would be delighted to post them or use them in our book.
Best,
Trish and Rob MacGregor
www.ofscarabs.blogspot.com
Did Hippo Crit ever meet Rhino Plasty?
ReplyDeleteNice!! :-)
ReplyDeletebest wishes Ribbon
this is brilliant!
ReplyDeleteLOL! This one really impressed me. You managed to rhyme and create puns at the same time. You even kept the rythm and meter in tact! Amazing! You're too good, David!
ReplyDeleteCheers!
Maybe and Anthology of your 'Verse and Worse' David?
ReplyDeleteBut she really put her life in jeopardy
ReplyDeleteWhen she called to the cat, "Come on 'Leapardy'!
Ouch! sorry!
That last line is the cleverest play on words...
ReplyDeleteVery well done!
Still giggling over that one.
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