Saturday, April 11, 2009

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

Archbishop Johnson and his fifth wife Suzie
Were tired out after dancing the watusi
So then they tried balancing on a coffee mug
To YouTube themelves doing the jitterbug

5 comments:

  1. If I were religious I'd be perturbed. Fortunately I'm not!

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  2. Hmmm. I believe this made me laugh!! :D

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  3. When they fell in
    They made quite a splash
    Baptizing the world
    In one lovely flash.

    Nobody can sleep;
    They're covered in joe
    Because Johnson and Suzie
    Won't dance slow!

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  4. Ha! I love that Suzie is his 5th wife. Great little limeric.
    Thank you so much for stopping by the other day - I meant to write back earlier. Great blog, wonderful photography.

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  5. They were far too heavy
    And they spilled all the bevy
    Then laughed ha! ha! ha!
    To a mean cha! cha! cha!
    And were charged an extortionate levy!

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