Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

High in the Swiss Alps they’ve banned naked hikers
Bare butts are verboten, for campers and bikers
So pull on your denim or don lederhosen
If you don’t want your assets to be swiftly frozen

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21 comments:

  1. Sniffles and Smiles12:35 PM

    Oh, my goodness...I'm in hysterics!!! LOL..."bare butts, lederhosen...assets frozen..." This is priceless perfection!!!!! You never cease to make me smile...but this one makes me roar with laughter!!!!!

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  2. Sandi McBride12:44 PM

    OMG, I'm fit to bust a stitch! How funny was this! Nothing wrong with your funny bone, my friend!
    Sandi

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  3. Muthering Heights1:17 PM

    Rats! So much for my vacation plans!!!

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  4. K.1:34 PM

    Naked on hikes and bikes?!?

    Yikes!!!

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  5. CJ1:38 PM

    Naked hiking??!!?So weird!

    The rhyme is hilarious.I am LOL!

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  6. Unknown1:44 PM

    I can walk around in Switzerland again without fear. Unless I have a dormant fear of lederhosen. Who knows?

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  7. Hansel1:46 PM

    Auf! Dat hertz! x

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  8. Sylvia K2:20 PM

    Ah, I can always count on you to lift me out of a morose state of mind! I have to agree with Sniffles, you always make me smile, tonight you made laugh -- long and loud! Thanks, David!

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  9. chrome3d2:33 PM

    I was wondering too if those guys didn´t mind that their assets were going to be deep frosted out there. Crazy people.

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  10. Cynthia2:35 PM

    Well now what am I gonna do for vacation?!?

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  11. Willow3:26 PM

    Heheheh!

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  12. Janelle4:01 PM

    ouf brrrrrrrrrrr! pass over the lederhosen...thanks for visiting my site...great to have found yours! that melbourne pic below v. atmospheric...x j

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  13. Annie4:03 PM

    Sehr gut!

    ROFL!

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  14. Rinkly Rimes4:15 PM

    Definitely one of your best! And I checked on the News Item!

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  15. Jeff B4:26 PM

    Nor would you want your peaks to be showing.

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  16. Shadow5:00 PM

    tooooo funny!

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  17. sexy6:01 PM

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  18. spacedlaw7:26 PM

    Frozen or worse! They might have been naked but didn't they wear a helmet?

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  19. Tessa8:05 PM

    Ouch - bare on a bike, that's gonna hurt some! Brilliant, David, as always.

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  20. Shelley11:44 PM

    You are very witty! And this story is very funny! I see too many "risks" with naked hiking! They're crazy!

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  21. Pat - Arkansas3:05 AM

    Clever, clever, clever! Thanks for the smiles and guffaws!

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