Friday, May 29, 2009

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

The problem with Caligula
Turned out to be his fibula
It wasn’t his heart and it wasn’t his liver
But simply the fever that caused him to shiver

4 comments:

  1. And so now you've tackled history! Is nothing safe from your verse?!? LOL...~Janine

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  2. ...and because he was a dirty bastard...

    wait...did I say that out loud??

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  3. Because he didn't have a clue
    He went outside without a shoe
    He was the boss, what could we do
    Then he come ill with swine flu

    I come here to have a little fun
    That's why it's not H1N1

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  4. Ooh, a long time ago I saw a movie about Caligula. I can still remember scenes from it, over 20 years later. Creepy, sick character.

    Cheers!

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