Said Tinkerbell to Captain Hook
"I think your pirate ship needs a cook,
Your roast is vile, your chicken’s like leather
You’ knock MasterChef down with a feather."
"I think your pirate ship needs a cook,
Your roast is vile, your chicken’s like leather
You’ knock MasterChef down with a feather."
Cap'n Hook looked very glum
ReplyDeleteWhen Tink was moaning to her chum.
The thing that he wanted kept getting away
Crocodile roast would be *hit of the day*.
He was saving the recipe and licking his lips....
Crocodile steak would go down well with chips.
All his cooking was well below par......
But crocodile dishes would make him a star.
A hook is definitely not a good cook's tool! ;-)
ReplyDeleteYoy my pirate
ReplyDeleteshould use an eye patch
even dough your eye
hasnt got a scratch
Said Eddie, "Come to my blog for a Zombie Chicken!
ReplyDeleteThere's millions roosting just right for pick'en,
Giblets and feet all in a stew
Mixed with Peter Pan and his terrible crew.
But wait I think I hear a clock
It belongs to that awful hungry croc.
Quick let's run a scamper for cover
Before another meal that fiend will discover!"
Been away for a few mins ~ Eddie
I will never know how your brilliant mind works like this all the time!
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