Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

Back in the days when he trained as a swimmer
Cornelius Jones could not have been slimmer
Now he’s hampered by the size of his belly
He says it’s because he watches too much telly

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7 comments:

  1. Brian Miller1:49 PM

    telly will do
    that to you
    before you know it
    you'll look like a doughnut.

    lol.

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  2. Rosaria Williams2:45 PM

    Telly and beer belly
    are gemelli.

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  3. Merisi5:34 PM

    You sure he didn't turn into Jonas the Whale?

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  4. Shadow7:15 PM

    so much wisdom in these few lines...

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  5. Rebel Mother10:38 PM

    Ha! Good job he's not got Michael Phelps bad habits! RMx

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  6. Lee11:58 PM

    Funny, David! It's true too! I guess you've seen this kind of thing, we probably all have. Ex pro athlete who retires and gets really overweight. I find myself wondering how people who supposedly lived the fit life so enthusiastically can go so couch potato.

    Cheers!
    Lee

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  7. CiCi11:52 AM

    Hooray for you,
    for telling it true.

    Let's have some more writing about turning off the TV.

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