Thursday, July 23, 2009

Verse And Worse

Random Wit, Errant Rhyme. Not A Literary Crime

My next-door neighbour Mary
Turned her yard into a prairie
She wears cowboy shirts and collars
As she stomps, whoops and hollers

5 comments:

  1. Yippie eye-o, kye-ay
    I've had a stampede day
    The time just rushes by
    without a hoot or hi.

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  2. My neighbour cut down my little tree
    So I wish I lived next to Ma (e) ry!

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  3. She knocked down the fence
    And chopped down the trees
    Now you can see grass
    As far as you please

    Cheers!

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  4. My front lawn is a wildfloweer meadow. but I will pass on the cowboy shirts.

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  5. She said, "I'd love a go
    at riding a horse rodeo!"
    The horse threw her off
    But she'd not had enough
    And mounted again with a cough!

    She held on so tight the poor lass
    And was thrown off the horse on her ass
    She whipped the poor nag
    Like a half crazy hag
    And wiped from her jeans marks of grass.
    Eddie

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