Bridezilla declared her makeup had a taint
Her eyeshadow had traces of camouflage paint
She was trying to look like a Monaco croupier
But she strongly resembled an army paratroopier
Her eyeshadow had traces of camouflage paint
She was trying to look like a Monaco croupier
But she strongly resembled an army paratroopier
David, your verses have me rolling about laughing lately!
ReplyDeleteWhat imagination you have!
Perhaps Bridezilla was trying to stay camouflaged because she really didn't fancy her husband & wanted to get lost in the background!
...but still possibly better looking than all the paratroopers...
ReplyDeletebrings visions of a clown face this one does...
ReplyDeleteBridezilla was sure she was a spring chick
ReplyDeleteAnd painted her face on exceedingly thick.
But rather than looking as cute as a button
She ended up lamb in the guise of old mutton.
ha. there is a groom that is not having a very good day, behind this story...
ReplyDeletetararaboomdea to Bridzilla...lord help the groom!
ReplyDeleteSandi
What more could there be to say
ReplyDeleteShe didn't look well anyway!