Sunday, November 14, 2010

Verse and worse

Monsignor Noakes drank several Cokes
And fell in a heap beneath the oaks
The doctor (a swine) said ''You’ll soon be fine ….
But next time stick to Communion wine’’
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7 comments:

  1. Johnnny12:11 PM

    After feeling a bit too tipsi,
    Noaky switched over to pepsi,
    Doc had just one minor fear,
    Refridge is all out of bier.

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  2. ArtistUnplugged1:34 PM

    Just imagine the scene,
    the priest overdosed on caffeine,
    as for me, I'm staying in line,
    to get a sweet sip of the wine!

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  3. Eddie Bluelights6:35 PM

    "No I don't think I 'aught a'
    I'd best be on holy water
    I'm a sill bloke
    To have drunk coke!"

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  4. Doctor FTSE7:01 PM

    I think your short quatrains between longer posts
    are worthy of glass-raising wet-whistle toasts.
    And I notice your commenters lapse into verse!
    (How disappointing. I hoped to be first!)

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  5. Moannie11:20 PM

    Yep! Communion wine is just the thing,
    To get the Vicar in the swing.
    But just beware, and take great care,
    When a choir of angels start to sing.

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  6. Maggie May12:53 AM

    Communion wine
    Would do just fine
    Because Baptists use cordial
    Getting drunk would be an ordeal!

    Couldn't get drunk on that!
    Maggie X

    Nuts in May

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  7. Eddie Bluelights8:27 AM

    He had inspiration Divine
    To drink only Communion Wine
    But he got really carried away
    And after a while he was seen to sway.

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